She’s been unlucky in love, ending up with a string of abusive, unfaithful, and inadequate men.
Fed up with her usual dating scene, she places an ad on Craig’s List.
WOMAN LOOKING FOR LOVE…
I NEED A MAN WHO WON’T BEAT ME UP, WON’T RUN OUT ON ME, AND IS A FANTASTIC LOVER.
She gets little response and begins to become genuinely concerned that there isn’t anyone in this World with whom she’s meant to be…
Just then, the doorbell chimed…
She answered the door to find a man with no arms or legs holding a bouquet of flowers between his teeth.
“Can I help you?” she said in a confused tone.
He quickly spit out the flowers and replied, “Yes, I’m here about your ad.”
“Oh, I don’t know…” she said, “How do you think you can make me happy?”
“I’m perfect”, he replied with a grin, “I don’t have any arms so I can’t beat you up and I got no legs so I won’t run out either.”
“Yes,” she agreed, “but the ad also said you have to be a great lover.”
“Just how the hell do you think I rang the doorbell, bitch?”
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